This is what shopping with a 2 year old goes like:
-Holding him, wiggle wiggle
-"Want to ride in the cart?" "Yes"
-Try to put him in the front of the cart. He screams and kicks and says "front" while reaching to sit in the front of the cart. "No, that's dangerous" I'm not even sure where he saw a kid riding there to get the idea cause the last one I saw up there fell out and hit his head hard...
-Screams because we won't let him ride in the front so no cart at all.
-"Want mommy?" "Yes." I take him. "Will you be a good boy?" "Yes"
-Show up in party aisle "CARS CARS MINE MINE MINE MINE"
-I put him down
-He grabs the napkins and runs. and runs. and runs.
-Stops every time he sees a person to show off his napkins
-Every single person comments on his cookie monster slippers
-I get super embarrassed because Cookie's eyeballs are coming out of one slipper so I am the ghetto one
-He runs some more through the clothes yelling "clothes clothes clothes"
-People comment on how "cute" he is, but they look annoyed
-Steer him to the check out counter eventually by pushing his head in the direction I want him to run
-He cuts in front of the lady getting her items rung up, and puts his napkins on the scanner
-Andy makes awkward joke about "I guess you're paying for them" to the lady in front while I shuffle him back
-I pay while Sawyer took off running and ends up with a Target sticker
I swear shopping is a work-out :/
Afterwards we went to the food court but Del Taco is closed :( Sawyer saw the toys so had to go climb in all the cars as usual. I went against the age requirement and threw a few quarters in. He was having fun but I realized why they have an age requirement of 3: Sawyer got up halfway through and tried to walk out of the bus while it wiggled haha oops.
Playing around |
After the quarters went in |
Time for bed, tomorrow is our first 7's tournament at Evergreen State college (HIPPIES!) for the Olympia team and I have a cold again.
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